In the absence of another person in my first-ever queen-size bed, I have taken to sleeping with the following:
- My computer
- My computer’s external hard drive
(Both of these in case I wake up in the night and desperately need to watch Scrubs/chick flick/laughing babies)
- All of the pillows I own
- The clothes I wore yesterday/the clothes I put on and decided not to wear yesterday
- Several books, all of which I’m trying to read and none of which I can manage to pay attention to for more than half an hour
- A towel
- The instruction booklet to the aforementioned external hard drive
and
- A bottle of gin, lamentably warm
I am so not cut out for this shit.
